Reviews:

Natalie Beech - 'banyard's poetry is powerful hard hitting stuff. not only is it an explosive social commentary that reflects modern day society and the way in which language has developed recently, but it connects on an emotional level that is wise and mature for such a sparkling young talent'

Craig Brooks - 'i have to say it has changed my life forever. i didnt think anyone could write exactly how i feel in such a unique and beautiful way but [Max Banyard] does. amazing... i think he represents the common people and the artist in everyone. [Banyard] has gone so far in such a short space of time, it is truly extraordinary. [His] inspiration seems so come from no where, more intriguing than T.S Elliot and deeper than Hemmingway.'

Simon Underwood - 'This almost grandiloquent yet inept powerful piece, captures emotion in it's purest form, whilst a resonance of confusion is created through the stocatto delivery the elegance is unmatched. The fecundity of this young mans creativity knows no bounds.'

Damon Money - 'Poetry so poignant and atmospheric, it would make those who listened to it doze off into a land of rivers, kung fu and unicorns. eventually making the listener pee in his/her pants. Timeless.'

Tuesday, 25 May 2010

Poem #12

I think


I've got my pants on














Back


To



Front

Poem #11

I agree


With that statement







Slap


My hand

Sunday, 23 May 2010

Poem #10

Pass



The



Fizzlas



And




Rilters

Saturday, 22 May 2010

Poem #9

Never



Trust a man










Who farts


In public.

Poem #8

DIGITAL

EFFICIENCY

OVERTHROWING

HUMANITY







Fucking electric toothbrushes.

Thursday, 20 May 2010

Poem #7

Pick up


Hitch hikers



In Suits








Guaranteed



Yield.

Wednesday, 19 May 2010

Poem #6

£1.80?












Fuck off.

Tuesday, 18 May 2010

Poem #5

I like


To scratch my balls



In









The bakery section












Of Tesco.

Monday, 17 May 2010

Poem #4

My teeth hurt



I think




I might













Go to bed.

Sunday, 16 May 2010

Poem #3

You


Are fat and ugly


I


Am fat and ugly














Let's do it.


Saturday, 15 May 2010

Poem #2

Don't make so much



NOISE












We are in





A residential area.



Friday, 14 May 2010

Poem #1

Ladies love














The lemony lips.